Laughter is good Medicine

Morning laugh... Its therapeutic... Read on..

An Indian Joke - 😂

After sorting through a stack of resumes, the boss found 4 people who were equally qualified -- an American, a Russian, an Australian and an Indian. 🙂

He decided to call the 4 in and ask them only one question.  Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.😬

As the 4 sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked,

"What is the fastest thing you know?" 😉

Dave, the American, replied, "A THOUGHT”.  It just pops into your head.  There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there.  A thought is the fastest thing I know of."😁

"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.

"And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian.

"Hmm... let me see.  A blink!  It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.  A BLINK is the fastest thing I know.😬

"Excellent!" said the interviewer.  "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed”.

He then turned to George, the Australian, who was contemplating his reply.�

"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip on that switch, way out across the pasture, the light in the barn comes on. Yepp... turning on a LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."😬

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man.  "It's hard to beat the speed of light", he said.�

Turning to the Guy from India, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.

He replied, (in his Indian accent!)...
"Apter herring da 3 prebius ansers sir, et's obius to me dat the fastest thing is DIARRHEA."😬

"WHAT?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.  The others were already giggling in their seats...😅

"Oh, I can expleyn sir," said the Indian.
“You see, sir, da ader day my tummy was pheeling bad and so I run so fast to the baatrum, but before I could THINK, BLINK or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I alredi done it!"😬😅😂

"The Indian is now the new "Manager" at Wal-Mart in New Jersey.😜😊

"Laughter is good medicine"😸
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