*Moms will be Moms... Doesn’t matter who you are. Here is some Mom talk.*
*Issac Newton's mother--* "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"
*Archimedes's mother--* "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”
*Thomas Edison's mother--* Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!"
*Abraham Lincoln's mother--* "Now that you have become President for heaven's sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit."
*James Watt's mother--* "If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now."
*Alexander Graham Bell's mother--* "You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours."
*Galileo Galilei's mother--* "What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano."
*Samuel Morse's mother--* "Make sure your school report card doesn't have only dashes and dots.”
*Mona Lisa's mother--* "After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?"
*Michelangelo's mother--* "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling ?"
*Albert Einstein's mother--* "Can't you do something about your hair ? Use styling gel or something?"
*Bill Gates's mother--* "You keep browsing all day long; watch out if I ever catch you on any improper web-site."
*Danial Fahrenheit's mother--* "Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea."
*Georg Ohm's mother--* "I don't like you resisting everything I say."
*Robert Boyle's mother--* "If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative."
*Alessandro Volta's mother--* "It is *shocking* to see you all the while dipping those copper and zinc rods in that beaker.”
*Christopher Columbus’ mother--* "I don't care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter!”
*Dedicated to All Mothers, But for Whom The Human Civilisation wouldn’t Have Progressed.*
Cheers MOMs!!!!!
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