Friday 18 April 2014

"AAP" AAKHIR HAI KAUN??

THAPPAD GHUSE KHAKAR
JHADU LEKAR CHALE KEJRIWAL
GAAL KO LAL-NEELA KAR
DATT GAYE MAIDAN PAR

LALI MERE LAL KI, JIT DEKHA TEET LAL
LALI DEKHAN MAIN GAYI, MAIN BHI HO GAYI LAL

BHRASHTACHAR MITANE MAIN GAYA
ANSHAN KARTE , NETAO KO KOSTE MAIN BHI BAN GAYA NETA
KAHI AARTI TOH KAHI TOPI TOH KAHI GANGA SNAN
SAARE HATHKANDE APNA KAR
KAR RAHA JANTA SE VOTE DENE KI GUHAR

AB TOH "AAP" BHI HAI, USI NAIYA PAR SAWAAR
SAMAJH MEIN NAHI AA RAHA
"AAP" AAKHIR HAI KAUN??
"AAP"AAKHIR HAI KAUN??


Wednesday 16 April 2014

KYA TUMNE KAHA ...KYA MAINE SUNA...

HAR KOI KUCH NA KUCH KEH RAHA HAI..
KOI BHAI BHAI KA EHSAAN JATA RAHA HAI...
KOI BHEN BHAI KO NASIYAT DE RAHI HAI...
KOI KISI K TUKDE TUKDE KARNE KO BAAT KAR RAHA HAI..
KOI KISI KO GUBBARA TOFEE DIKHA RAHA HAI..
KOI KISI KO BEWAFA BANA RAHA HAI...
KOI BADLA LENE AUR JAIL ME DAALNE KI BAAT KEH RAHA HAI..

YUDH KA MAIDAN SAJ CHUKA HAI...
RAN BHAIRI BAJ CHUKI HAI..
KAUN SAHI KAUN GALAT..FAISLA TOH JANTA KO KARNA HAI...
TUKDE TUKDE HO KAR MARYADA BIKHAR CHUKI HAI..
USKO SARE HI PAKSHO NE TODA HAI...
KISNE KUCH KAM,TOH KISINE KUCH JYADA..
AB TOH JANTA KARE KIS PAR BHAROSA???


KISKI JEET????

MODI KA VIKAAS KA GUBBARA...
KEJRIWAL KA BHRASHTACHAR MITATA JHADU..
RAHUL GANDHI KA UPLABDHIYO KA PITARA...
MAYAWATI KE HATHI KI MAST MAST CHAL...
MULAYAM KE CYCLE KE AAGE NIKALNE KI HOD...
TAB TAK AAGAYI MANSE KA ENGINE...
KISSE JODEGA PATA NAI...

SHIV SENA KE TARKASH KE TIR DHANUSH...
NA JANE KISE NISHANA BANAYEGA...
SHARAD PAWAR KI TIK TIK KARTI GHADI...
KAB SAMAY SE AAGE NIKAL JAYE...
SAB APNI DHUN ME MAST...
SAAT ME HARI MIRCHI WALI RAKHI SAWANT..

JANTA DEKH RAHI HAI SOCH RAHI HAI..
BUTTON TOH MACHINE KE AAGE HI DABEGA..
TAB TAK HAR MADARI APNA KARTAB JANTA KO DIKHAYE JA RAHA HAI...
JANTA KIS PAR MEHERBAN..
YEH TOH WAQT HI BATAYEGA!!!YEH TOH WAQT HI BATAYEGA!!!


Tuesday 15 April 2014

CHUNAVI UTHA PATHAK!!!

MAUSAM AATE HAI AUR JATE HAI..
SAAT ME APNI YAADEIN BHI CHOD JATE HAI...
PARIVARTAN MAUSAM KA SWABHAV HAI..
SHAADI BYAH KA MAUSAM..
PHASLO TYOHARO KA MAUSAM..
PARIKSHA KA MAUSAM, AISE HI ANGINAT...

AB AAYA HAI CHUNAV KA MAUSAM...
EK TARAF HAI MODI KA VIKAS...
DUSRI TARAF MANMOHAN SARKAR KI UPLABDHI...

EK TARAF MODI AUR RAJNATH KA CHUNAVI DAURA...
TOH DUSRI TARAF RAHUL, PRIYANKA KA WAAR...
DAL BADAL KA KHEL JARI HAI...
KOI AA RAHA HAI...TOH KOI JA RAHA HAI...
SAB EK DUSRE KI KHAMIO KO GINANE MEIN LAGE HAI....

EK TARAF HAI MAYA TOH DUSRI TARAF MULAYAM...
EK TARAF MODI TOH DUSRI TARAF KEJRI...
EK TARAF RAHUL TOH DUSRI TARAF KUMAR VISWAS...
EK TARAF HAI THAKRE-MUNDE...TOH DUSRI TARAF SHINDE-PAWAR..
EK TARAF MAMTA TOH DUSRI TARAF JAYALALITHA...

EK TARAF HAI GUJRAT-MAHARASHTRA..TOH DUSRI TARAF UP-BIHAR..
AHEMDABAD SE LEKAR...BANARAS AMETHI TAK DANGAL HI DANGAL...

SAARA HINDUSTAN RANG GAYA HAI CHUNAVI RANG MEIN...
DANGAL JARI HAI..UTHA PATHAK HO RAHE HAI...
POSTER CHAP RAHE HAI, RAILIYA NIKAL RAHI HAI...
GHOSHNAYE HO RAHI HAI...YATRAYE HO RAHI HAI..

AAJ YAHAN TOH KAL WAHAN..
DUM LENE KI BHI FURSAT NAHI...
SHIKSHAK, FAUJ,POLICE SARKARI KARAMCHARI..SAB LAG GAYE HAI KAAM PAR..

AAKHIR YEH MAUSAM BHI JAYEGA...
NEETA BAITHENGE GADDI PAR...
SARKAR BANEGI JINKI...
PAANCH SAAL TAK MAUJ-MAZA, LOOT-KHASOT..
LADENGE-JHAGDENGE PAR GADDI KAYAM RAKHENGE..
KAUN SE WAIDE? KAISE KAAM?
SAB BHOOL JAYENGE, AVSAR KA JEE BHAR UPYOG KARO..
KYU KI AB TOH YEH PAANCH SAAL BAAD AAYEGA..
TAB KA TAB DEKHA JAYEGA..

PLS VOTE THE RIGHT CANDIDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!


ABKI BAAR KISKI SARKAAR???

MODI, MODI, MODI KA HO RAHA PRACHAR.
GARIBI, BHRASHTRACHAR, MEHENGAI SE GHIRA JANTA DARBAR.
MAHILAYE, YUVA TRAST, CHARO TARAF MACHA HAHAKAR.
ST, SC, OBC, MINORITY SAB ME ULJHI SARKAR.
JATIWAD, SAMPRADAYWAD, VANSHWAD SE GHIRI BHARAT SARKAR.

IN SAB SE PARESHAN KAHA JAYE AAM INSAAN?
VIKAS KA NARA LE KAR AAYI MODI SARKAR.
DARR LAGTA HAI KAHI NA BAN JAO TUM BHI KEJRIWAL.
NAMRATA, SAUMYTA BHI JAROORI HAI NARENDRA BHAI DAMODAR.
BHARAT PAR KARNA HAI RAAJ, TOH THODA JHUK JAO SUN JANTA KI PUKAAR.
ABKI BAAR MODI SARKAR...ABKI BAAR MODI SARKAR...
BY | ASHA SINGH